Notice anything (pun intended)

At MS campus cafetaria Non-Veg counter: "Food Items will be severed Till they Last"

At a shopping malls' security check machine : "These Premises are Alarmed!!" (pic available)

Pumice stone carton:

Chips packet insert: "Made by untouched Human hands"

Slogan on a T-Shirt: "This is NOT the Life I ordered"

Sign on the back of a Bike: "Carpenter" (where you usually see "+", "Doctor" or "Press" )

Sign on the back of a Bike: "Just Did It" (With an inverted tick sign above it).

Funny Signs

Wherever I go I see all kinds of Funny Signs - misspelled notices which were not meant to be funny. Hotels, Restaurants, Menus, Stores, Advertisements everywhere you go they are there.